Critics are calling it Wayne's World meets Warren Miller. That's right, Cheap Ski Movie is not your average powder porn. From this trailer, I can't tell if it's going to be really bad, really awesome, or really awesome because it's really bad. The story, according to former pro skier and producer Jack Turner, is "an epic quest to find the real meaning of skiing," and stars "the greatest ensemble of skiers and snowboarders ever gathered for a major motion picture" plus a couple of cardboard cut-outs of guys. Seriously. And ski bikes.