The U.S. Men's National Team Travels to Honduras
Ryan O'Hanlon went down to San Pedro Sula, the most violent city in the world, to cover the U.S. Men's National Team's World Cup Qualifier against Honduras. The U.S. lost, but Ryan came home safely. He wrote about incorrect men talking about coups, a great (the worst) mall, and, oh yeah, the game.
He also (tried to) take some photos and videos while he was down there. What follows is the result.
View From the HotelThis is the view from our hotel. Or: the view from one of the only places we were told we'd be safe. To the left: a mall. (It is a terrible mall but the word "mall" already implies that.)
The Mixed ZoneThe mixed zone (metaphor: petting zoo), waiting for the players (metaphor: animals) to come out. Here, I am removed. Later, I will be the meat of a stomach sandwich.
U.S.M.N.T. TrainingSorry to keep throwing metaphors at you, but this blue-and-white flag is a symbol for how the Honduran team is actually part of this ground, part of this stadium, part of this game. While the U.S. (in the background) is just window dressing, not really necessary for any of this and not really capable of achieving anything concrete. Or something like that.
Coming Soon: A Scoreboard
Still at training, just turned around. Two things here: the scoreboard would eventually be installed into that big opening. The scoreboard wasn't "functioning" until the end of the first half when someone's Windows desktop popped up on the screen and a mouse clicked around. After that, only about half of the screen really worked; the rest: a jumbled scrabble of different colors.
Two: if you look close enough, there is a man holding a ladder, wearing either a bee-keeper suit or an astronaut outfit. After taking this, I turned around for about a minute, then looked back, and he was gone.
Another Soccer FieldBehind the barbed wire is a mostly-dirt soccer field that is right next to the stadium and right behind where the press and U.S. team buses left from. I failed to catch any of the kids who ran over to the fence and posed whenever someone flashed a camera because I am a really good photographer.
A True American HeroSome American fans waiting to board their van on the way to the game. That old man has been to every qualifier so far and plans to go to every one until the World Cup. He is my hero.
Wrong Gate, GuysThis gate is on the opposite side of the stadium from the gate we initially tried to enter in. A cop came over while we were waiting here, yelled something, and then we walked back over to the original gate and were let in.
The LobbyJust some bikes, a few plastic chairs, and the floor of the lobby of the Estadio Olímpico Metropolitano. There was also supposed to be a "media room," to the left of this photo, with wireless Internet and tables. Instead, it was just a room with no Internet and no tables.
VIDEO: Walking InThe walk up to the press section, about two-and-a-half hours before the game. (Watch here.) This will not be winning a Best Cinematography Oscar only because it missed this year's deadline by a few weeks and recency bias will doom its chances in 2014.
VIDEO: That SongIf I listen to this song one more time, my brains will drip out of both of my ears, and I will become a human boombox, playing this song—and only this song—out of my mouth, on repeat, forever. (Watch here.)
Warm-UpsBoth teams warming up, with nearly an hour to go until gametime. The U.S. has a super-specific plyometric warm-up that only the starters go through. The entire Honduras team warmed up together and then kicked long balls to each other. Also: they won.
Stragglers ArriveYeah, so, um, this place is beautiful. This is a view down to the stadium's entrance 20 minutes prior to kickoff. I think this was right after I bought two bags of water.
VIDEO: Star Spangled BannerYou can't hear anyone singing because there are only about 50 Americans in the stadium, and those goddamn horns don't stop for anything. (Watch here.)
VIDEO: The National Anthem of HondurasSorry, Americans, but the "National Anthem of Honduras" is way better than ours. Especially when the music stops and the entire stadium sings the end, a capella. (Watch here.)
VIDEO: Honduras Ties the GameThis is the stadium right after Honduras scored the tying goal at the end of the first half. (Watch here.) My ears were basically numb to any sound lower than this for the rest of the game.
VIDEO: Honduras Scores the WinnerThe stadium reacts to what would end up being the winning goal for Honduras. (Watch here.) These kids—the one on the right is the young man with the side-part and the J-Lo shades—are fist-pumping. This is one of the few times—actually, no. This is the only time when that is acceptable behavior.
VIDEO: Honduras WinsHe didn't mean to hold the sign this way, but I guess he's right? Anyway, the game is over and a lot of people are happy. (Watch here.)
The Fans Leave HappyA lot of happy people leave the stadium. Did I mention how beautiful this place is?
VIDEO: Klinsmann's Press ConferenceThose are the feet of Jurgen Klinsmann, the head coach of the United States. During the press conference, I could not see his face from where I was sitting, which was on the ground, on a tile floor, in front of a hoarde of photographers. (Watch here.)
See Ya, San Pedro SulaThe last shot before our bus left for the hotel. An empty stadium. A bunch of garbage. And some dudes sitting on bags. This place is awesome.
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