Dead Head

Lloyd Pye—writer, paranormalist, possible wighat—reveals the true origins of the starchild

May 1, 2000
Outside Magazine
Outside: Let's start by facing facts. Conventional wisdom holds that people like you are out of your gourd.

Pye: Well, "conventional wisdom" is shaped by the media, who listen to the high priests of science, who think they know everything just because they've got a bunch of letters after their names. They don't know everything. History shows that science is nothing but a constant correcting of misguided assumptions.

O: And when did you start down this path of correcting them?

Pye: Senior year of college, when I read Ivan Sanderson's book Abominable Snowman: Legend Come to Life. It just made sense.

O: OK, so explain: When the Star Husbands came down out of the sky, what kind of women did they seek, single or married?

Pye: I imagine that in those remote tribal cultures you'd have to be ugly enough to make a freight train take a dirt road not to find someone who'd want to screw you. I assume most people would be hooked up.

O: I guess the alien-human couplings were sort of clandestine?

Pye: No, all the abductee reports I've ever read say the grays don't have any apparent genitalia. They'd make the babies in, you know, test tubes. And then, like Arnold [Schwarzenegger] in The Terminator, they'd leave, saying, "We'll be back." It'd be six years before they came for the kid.

O: You've said that the Starchild was about six when he died. You think his mom killed him to prevent the grays from taking him back?

Pye: All I know for sure is that the skeletons were lying side by side and one of the child's fingers was sticking out of the dirt, wrapped around the arm of the mother. It sure looks like a murder-suicide. But maybe she didn't kill the kid. Maybe the kid just wandered off and ate a mushroom and—poof!—the thing kills him. Now mom's in deep, deep shit. She's fucked with the gods and she doesn't want the other villagers to pay the price, so she just says, "Fuck it!" and eats some mushrooms herself and lies down by the kid.

O: You have any other theories?

Pye: I don't, but in the alternative-knowledge community, they have what they call "sensitives," and at conferences I'd let these folks hold the skull over a blanket and look at it and feel it and bond with it. One sensitive told me the Starchild was attacked by a shaggy-haired, nine-foot-tall monster—not a Bigfoot, but a monster with a big, big head and red eyes and a club. A couple other people said that the grays notified the kid telepathically that they were coming to get him. He told his mother, and mom said, "I don't want you to go," and the kid agreed to stay with his mother and die with her.

O: But the DNA test said this kid wasn't an alien.

Pye: The forensic DNA test we had done only looked at whether the X and Y chromosomes are there. It's the Volkswagen test, and we need the Cadillac—the diagnostic DNA test, which would look inside the chromosomes, down the gene strands. I'm convinced that when we look that close, this thing won't prove to be entirely human. The shape of the head, in all its details, matches exactly abductees' descriptions of grays. If it looks like a duck and it quacks like a duck...

O: But a forensic anthropologist from the Department of Defense says that the Starchild's head was swollen because he was hydrocephalic and pointy because, in infancy, it was shaped by a cradle board. He also said that they were common throughout Mexico a millennium ago.

Pye: Hey, they'll always find some way to dismiss me—I'm pissing on their god. They're in a holy war with the creationists, so they have to prop up Charles Darwin when the truth is humans just appeared in the fossil records 120,000 years ago.

O: How's that?

Pye: The first humans were genetically engineered by the Anunnaki. They came to Earth because they needed gold to repair the atmosphere of their planet, which they'd damaged.

O: But where are Earth's Anunnaki now?

Pye: Gone, mostly. They had a nuclear war around 2000 b.c. In the Sinai Desert you can still see the impact. For miles around, the rocks are darkened.

O: I see. And the Star Husbands—it seems like they've disappeared too. I never bump into them on the sidewalk.

Pye: Their program's changed within the last hundred years. Ever since phone lines went up and the world got, you know, small, the grays have harvested. They still impregnate women, but they come and get the fetus when the woman's in her second trimester.

O: One more question. You're spending a lot of time alone with this skull. Is that scary?

Pye: You know, sometimes on those desert roads out West late at night I just say to myself, "I wonder if they know I have this thing." And every once in a while, when I'm driving, I'll see, like, a shooting star and then I'll get that feeling—you know, how the hairs rise on the back of your neck? And I'll just think, "I wonder if I could be beamed up or something?"   

Correspondent Bill Donahue wrote about firefly nookie in September 1999.

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