The Ultimate Issue
HOW MANY VACATION DAYS HAVE YOU TAKEN IN THE PAST 12 MONTHS TO TRAVEL?
04.4% 1 to 3
09.8% 4 to 6
17.8% 7 to 10
20.4% 11 to 15
41.2% More than 15
06.4% None
WHEN ON VACATION, I CHECK MY WORK EMAIL:
21.0% At least once a day
03.5% Three or more times a day
32.5% Every few days
42.9% Never—leave me alone, you bastards
HAVE YOU EVER SMUGGLED ANYTHING THROUGH CUSTOMS?
18.3% Yes
81.7% No
OF THOSE WHO RESPONDED "YES":
30.1% Fruit
17.3% Expensive tchotchkes
11.9% Marijuana or other drugs
05.3% A large amount of money
01.8% Exotic animals
63.3% Other (fireworks, a switchblade, is this poll really anonymous?)
WOULD YOU TRAVEL TO ONE OF THE WORLD'S MOST BEAUTIFUL AND REMOTE PLACES IF IT MEANT POSSIBLY GETTING RADIATION POISONING?
22.5% Yes
77.5% No
DO YOU READ STATE DEPARTMENT WARNINGS WHEN YOU TRAVEL?
73.3% Yes
26.7% No
OUTSIDE HAS RUINED MY FAVORITE PLACE TO TRAVEL:
01.9% Yes
98.1% No
WHAT'S YOUR DREAM DESTINATION?
36.2% New Zealand
18.6% Patagonia
12.3% Himalayas/Everest
10.9% African safari
10.0% Machu Picchu
06.7% Caribbean
05.3% Arctic/Antarctica

