Oct 31, 2008
Message to the New President
DEAR MISTER PRESIDENT: Congratulations on winning the election. I always knew you would win, and not that other guy. I told all my friends that. You can ask them. [sidebar img=1481541 | hed=Jack...
Jack Handey
Published
Sep 20, 2007
30 Times
Don't like to brag, but I have climbed Mount Everest 30 times. [sidebar img=1597891 | hed=Everest][/sidebar] The first time I climbed it, I was only ten years old. I was lucky to make it to the top....
May 1, 2005
In Praise of the Human Body
Got the whole make-fitness-fun thing? Now let's talk about that mortal coil of yours. You think you know it, but you don't know Jack.
Jan 3, 2002
The Respect of the Men
Straight from the gut, an expedition leader reveals his management secrets