Ryan Lochte can't remember how many medals he won at the London Olympics. Ryan Lochte would like to tell you, "Don't duplicate. Just recipitate. [???]" Ryan Lochte wants you to wear his new Lochte shoe line because, "Ryan Lochte! Ryan Lochte's walking everywhere!"
This is the takeaway from the new trailer for Ryan Lochte's upcoming reality TV show "What Would Ryan Lochte Do?"
Which meshes with our interview with Lochte in the run-up to the London Olympics, during which he gave the backstory on his diamond grills and admitted that he "hadn't given London much thought."
WWRLD starts preaching the word on April 21.