"If by 'release your trailer,' you mean releasing a band of soul-crushing wing-ed hell-hounds and iron-borne fire steeds crushing the frozen mountain wastes while melting the senes of on-lookers with the golden guitar riffs and machine-guns drums of øden echoing through Valhalla to the gates of Hades.... Then yes..... please do."
Sure, that was a little dramatic, but the part about the guitar riffs and drums was right on. There are also plenty of frozen mountains. And I guess hellhounds is a pretty accurate terms for some skiers. Probably the only thing the fan didn't predict was the heavenly slow mo shots of angelic aerials in which time beats to a drum not of this world.
The movie will be released on iTunes in September.
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