Yoder Smokers Frontiersman Competition Smoker

With 2,000 square inches of cooking space, this is the mother of all meat smokers.

Feed the barbarian hordes with the Yoder Smokers Frontiersman Competition Smoker. (Courtesy of Yoder Smokers)
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If you're like most good hosts, you've probably struggled with the question of how to feed an army of starving barbarians. Read: backpackers returning from a multi-day trip. Behold, the Yoder Smokers Frontiersman Competition Smoker.

Roll up with this giant three-ton grilling machine hooked to your rig and you are sure to attract some hungry crowds. With over 2,000 square inches of cooking surface spread between three 23.5-x-29.5-inch grates, it's big enough to spit a pig. Those who find themselves needing even more meat can add optional second-level grates for an added 1,250 square inches. For $300 more, you get an insulated firebox that boosts temperature control.

The Yoder Smokers Frontiersman Competition Smoker is a wood-fed grill that comes in three base colors: orange, black, or silver. Should you need a camo pattern to blur its silhouette, the company also does custom paint jobs. They may not be able to see you, but they'll sure smell you coming.

$8,299, yodersmokers.com

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