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The Nine Circles of Hiker Hell

Damn you all!

Don't do these things, or you're in for eternal outdoors damnation. (Photo: Brendan Leonard)
Don't do these things, or you're in for eternal outdoors damnation.

(Photo: Brendan Leonard)

(Photo: Brendan Leonard)

(Photo: Brendan Leonard)

(Photo: Brendan Leonard)

Brendan Leonard’s new book, Bears Don’t Care About Your Problems: More Funny Shit in the Woods from, is out now.

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