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A New, Almost Completely Unrealistic Multitool Design

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You can finally find your tangled earbuds right by your knife for avocados. (Photo: Brendan Leonard)
You can finally find your tangled earbuds right by your knife for avocados.

With all due respect to the makers of real and useful multitools, and with no constraints of what would actually fit in a product, I designed the perfect multitool. I believe we have to dream big. (But I also believe it is quite probably impossible to stow a pizza cutter inside the handle of any multitool.)

You can finally find your tangled earbuds right by your knife for avocados.
You can finally find your tangled earbuds right by your knife for avocados. (Photo: Brendan Leonard)

Brendan Leonard’s new book, Bears Don’t Care About Your Problems: More Funny Shit in the Woods from Semi-Rad.com, is out now.

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