Hitchhiking
(Illustration by Chris Philpot)

The Hitchhiker’s Guide to Hitchhiking

Hitchhiking
Chris Philpot

YOU

1. Hair cut, no hat

2. Backpack not extending above your head

3. Face clean-shaven

4. No cardboard sign

WARNING SIGNS

If three or more of these are present…

5. Gandalf bobblehead on dashboard

6. Soldier of Fortune magazine

7. Leather vest, no shirt

8. Baseball bat in gun rack

9. Ron Paul bumper sticker

10. Truck nuts

RECONSIDER

11. Soften impact with pack

From Outside Magazine, April/May 2021 Lead Photo: Illustration by Chris Philpot
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