Who Needs Mars When You’ve Got Canyonlands?
Mountain-bike world-famous slickrock at our 62 Parks Traveler's 14th stop on her journey to visit every U.S. national park in a year
62 Parks Traveler started with a simple goal: to visit every U.S. national park in one year. Avid backpacker and public-lands nerd Emily Pennington saved up, built out a tiny van to travel and live in, and hit the road. The parks as we know them are rapidly changing, and she wanted to see them before it’s too late.
Pennington has returned to traveling and is committed to following CDC guidelines during the COVID-19 pandemic to ensure the safety of herself and others. She’s visiting new parks as they open and closely adhering to best safety practices.
“This is a no-fall ride, so if you see something that looks intense, feel free to walk it,” our mountain-biking guide told our group. He’s a curly-headed outdoor addict who wanted everyone to have a good time. “Slickrock stair climbing on a bike is a uniquely Moab skill set,” he added. “There’s no need to push, dude.”
It was my first time mountain-biking intermediate trails. A canopy of diffuse, gray clouds hung high overhead and extended all the way to the snowcapped La Sal Mountains, in stark contrast with the burnt tangerine cliffs of Dead Horse Point State Park, which neighbors this Utah national park. We set off on an eight-mile loop skirting Canyonland National Park’s grounds, which afforded panoramic views of its expanse. (Bike tours are also offered within Canyonlands but weren’t available when I visited, due to the pandemic.). The terrain was rugged and dotted with small junipers as we made our way across Big Chief Trail.
I clicked into a higher gear and tried to balance gracefully on my pedals as the path swerved sharply and into a rocky descent. Hovering my butt just above the saddle, I thanked my lucky stars for the excellent suspension on my loaner bike. My crotch and I survived the journey unscathed.
With the biking adventure behind me, I had to hustle to make the 107-mile drive to the park’s Needles District before sunset. I cranked up the volume on a banjo-heavy playlist and headed south, passing mile upon mile of crumbling tablelands.
Canyonlands’ Needles District is known for its otherworldly landscape of bright-orange spires and giant mushrooms of Cedar Mesa sandstone. Hiking amid its formations feels like being plopped right into a desert-themed version of Alice in Wonderland. You feel unusually small as you make your way through the maze. It takes effort to stay on track and not get lost.
Since I had visited two years prior, this time I wanted to spice things up and go backcountry camping. Alone. I shrugged my fully loaded pack onto my shoulders and nervously made my way up and down the rough-cut sandstone stairs leading into Elephant Canyon.
I shuffled through the Martian terrain, trekking between narrow slits in huge boulders and up a sandy wash before reaching my picture-perfect numbered campsite with no one around for miles. Once my tent was up, I ate a simple dinner among the glowing, fire-red rocks as the sun sank.
The moon was a ribbon-thin waning crescent, and I found the vast dark, with no city lights, almost terrifying to take in. An incessant wind kept my tent flaps vibrating all night. Sleep came intermittently.
When morning dawned, though, the light felt warmer, kinder. I boiled water and sat on a rock, humming softly. I’d spent the night on Mars, and yet, somehow, here I was, enjoying coffee with my feet firmly on the Earth.
Who needs NASA when you’ve got Canyonlands?
62 Parks Traveler Canyonlands Info
Size: 337,598 acres
Location: Eastern Utah
Created In: 1964 (national park)
Best For: Backpacking, hiking, mountain biking, four-wheel-drive adventures, geology, river rafting
When to Go: Spring (35 to 82 degrees) and fall (30 to 88 degrees) offer the most temperate weather for those looking to hit the trails. Winters (22 to 52 degrees) are cold but crowd-free. The park is best avoided in summer, when temperatures hover above 100 degrees and monsoon storms can make for dangerous travel.
Where to Stay: Canyonlands National Park has an excellent backcountry camping program, with assigned, well-spaced campsites available for hikers, bikers, and four-wheel-drive motorists. In the Needles District, backpackers must stay in designated campsites, while other park areas allow visitors to reserve space in an at-large zone.
Where to Eat: Sweet Cravings Bakery and Bistro in downtown Moab serves a mean turkey panini with a bite-size dessert on the side. The entire menu can be prepared for grab-and-go service, which is perfect for social distancing or outdoor lovers eager to quickly get a move on.
Mini Adventure: Hike to the edge of Grand View Point. Located at the southern tip of the park’s Island in the Sky District, this destination features a striking, panoramic view of the La Sal Mountains, White Rim Road, and the confluence of the Green and Colorado Rivers. Head along the accessible, 100-yard paved trail, or traverse the canyon’s rim on a relatively flat two-mile round-trip.
Mega Adventure: Go mountain biking. The area is famous for its slickrock cycling trails and red-rock canyons. Rim Tours in Moab offers a stellar variety of options for every level, from half-day introductory rides to multi-day overnight adventures along the infamous White Rim Road (starting at $105).