Don't do these things, or you're in for eternal outdoors damnation.
Don't do these things, or you're in for eternal outdoors damnation.
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The Nine Circles of Hiker Hell

Damn you all!

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(Brendan Leonard)
(Brendan Leonard)
(Brendan Leonard)
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