The Top Googled Tour de France Questions, Answered

Published July 7, 2022 01:51PM

We see you. We see the strain you are about to be put under. We know—and you, Google, you know too—that as the premier stage race of the year, the Tour de France is perhaps the only cycling event to transcend the sport’s bubble and cross over to a mainstream audience.

That’s excellent, because cycling as an activity is wonderful, and as a sport it’s the most beautiful in the world. But there are some uniquely confusing things about the Tour de France, and new fans—quite understandably—have some questions.

And when you’ve got Tour de France questions, who do you ask? Google, that’s who. But while everyone is OK googling questions, nobody asks if Google is OK—so in the lead up to this year’s Tour de France, we are here to help.

Do Tour de France Riders Poop?

Yes. It is an ordinary human function that is consistent across all humans, even Tour de France riders. If they did not, they would be very uncomfortable for the duration of the race. Maybe they’d even die. I don’t make the rules.

Do Tour de France Riders Pee Their Pants?

Typically, riders in need will pull over to the road side in an organised fashion, kind of angle-parking themselves next to a field or guardrail, before letting it rip. This usually happens in a détente in the day’s proceedings, where the pace slows enough to allow the urinating riders (the peeloton) to return to the main group (the peloton).

If a rider is caught out with a sudden tingling urge or the pressure is on, they may drift back in the bunch and take a rolling wee, with some assistance from teammates—either to help them balance or to pace them back.

Do Tour de France Riders Poop Their Pants?

Usually, they do it on the side of the road during quiet moments, but for reasons of privacy they might dismount and head for a ditch (as modelled by the aforementioned Peter Sagan here):

A rider will usually make it through the stage without being struck by the urge, but not always. Sometimes, that will make a rider the butt—hur, hur—of everyone’s jokes (à la Tom Dumoulin). Sometimes, a rider will be struck down with explosive diarrhoea (à la Greg Lemond), as the following memorable passage shows, from Richard Moore‘s excellent ‘Slaying the Badger: Greg LeMond, Bernard Hinault, and the Greatest Tour de France’:

What Makes the Tour de France so Special?

Nah, it’s been around since 1903 and attracts the biggest audience, televised in 186 countries. It has the biggest prize money and the most prestige, and because of that, it’s the most attractive to sponsors of the sport. That makes for a bit of a self-fulfilling prophecy, making the Tour all but untouchable.

Are Women Allowed in the Tour de France?

No, although there have been several women’s-specific Tour de France equivalents over the years, including a one-off as far back as 1955, and, from 1984-2009, an event under a shifting cast of names (the Tour de France Féminin, Tour of the EEC Women, Tour Cycliste Féminin and Grande Boucle Féminine Internationale).

This year is particularly exciting because it’s the debut of the Tour de France Femmes avec Zwift—an eight-stage women’s Tour de France, starting in Paris on the same day that the men’s race finishes, run by the same organizers. It’s long overdue, and it’s going to be awesome.

Do Tour de France Riders Listen to Music?

No. They typically have earpieces in one ear, but they are used for communication with their team directors or with other teammates. They do, however, listen to often terrible music in their team buses in the morning before each stage.

How Many Gears Does a Tour de France Bike Have?

Bike tech is constantly evolving and some of the minor teams may be still on older equipment, but the majority of riders would be riding bikes with two chainrings at the front and 12 sprockets at the back, making for a total of 24 gears.

Do Tour de France Riders Use Disc Brakes?

As noted above, some teams may still be on rim brakes, but the vast majority will now be using disc brakes. Ineos Grenadiers were the sole top-tier team still using rim brakes but they have been riding discs throughout the 2022 season. Defending champion Tadej Pogačar sometimes uses rim brakes on big mountain stages, as they allow for a lighter bike.

Where Do the Tour de France Riders Sleep?

In hotels, usually with two riders to a room. Sometimes those hotels are nice. Sometimes they are miserable Ibises. It is a nightly lottery.

Do Tour de France Riders Sleep?

Yes. The Tour de France is three weeks long and they are exercising very hard throughout. They need to sleep.

Do Tour de France Riders Drink Alcohol?

What Tour de France Stage Is Today?

What Did the Tour de France Sign Say?

If I’m being obtuse, there are many signs at the Tour de France, often saying things like “Tour de France,” Skoda, LCL, E Leclerc, Continental, and Krys.

But I think what you are really asking about is the crash on stage 1 of the 2021 Tour de France, where half the peloton was brought down by a spectator, greeting her grandparents with a sign reading “Allez Opi-Omi!” Which means “Go grandpa-grandma!” in a hybrid of French and German.

What Caused the Tour de France Crash?

There are a lot of crashes at the Tour de France, big and small and usually several times a day. But I think most Googlers are probably pounding the algorithm for the one we just mentioned above. Tour de France crash was caused by one woman’s love for her grandparents.

What Time Does the Tour de France Start?

What Is the Tour de France Time Trial?

For the purposes of this year’s Tour de France, the time trial is an individual race against the clock, where all riders ride the same course, with staggered start times, trying to post the lowest possible time. For these stages, they use more aerodynamically efficient equipment and special time trial bikes and there’s no drafting allowed.

This year there are time trials on stage 1 (13 kilometres) and stage 20 (40 kilometres).

How Long Is the Tour de France?

21 stages, and—usually—two rest days. This year, because the race starts in Denmark, there is an extra transfer day on July 4 as the whole show picks up and moves from Scandinavia to France. The dates this year are Friday 1 July to Sunday 24 July.

How Many Kilometers Is the Tour de France?

It is 3,328 kilometers, or 2,067 miles (AKA 66,560 Olympic-size swimming pools).

Tour de France: How Do They Pee?

The riders wear bib shorts, with straps over the shoulders, which makes undressing complicated. As such, there are two main methods that can be used—flopping themselves over the waistband and hoping not to kink the hose, or the more daring ‘down the leg’ method.

If you’re doing this on the move—from personal experience as a bored teen on country roads when nobody was around other than some very confused cows—the risk is high and the reward is low.

Is Chris Froome in Tour de France 2022?

Where Does the Tour de France Start 2022?

Copenhagen, Denmark—a great city that is conspicuously not in France, but I won’t hold that against it.

Why Is the Tour de France Starting in Denmark?

Are There Any American Teams in the Tour de France?

There are two American-registered teams in this year’s Tour de France: Trek-Segafredo and EF Education-Easypost. They look like this:

Who Won All Three Grand Tours?

Only seven riders have won the Giro d’Italia, Tour de France, and Vuelta a España in their careers:

Who Has Won the Tour de France the Most Times?

That is a surprisingly fraught question. Lance Armstrong won seven consecutive editions of the race from 1999 to 2005, but they were all later stripped from him after he admitted to doping throughout his career.

There are four riders who have won the Tour de France on five occasions—Jacques Anquetil, Eddy Merckx, Bernard Hinault and Miguel Indurain. (The cleanliness of these riders has also often been called into question, but let’s not quibble.)