Yogi Bear Arrested

Yogi bear was born in 1950 and weighs 490 pounds, at least, those are his vitals according to the Provo, Utah police records. The Utah County Sheriff's department apparently uses the name to show rookies how to book in their computer system. What they didn't account for was the record automatically popping up on their web site.

Lately, Yogi's been fishing without a license and wrongful appropriation. Though that post has been taken down as of this morning.

–Mattie Schuler