The antiterrorist school of driving initiates a pale James Bond

Longtime Outside readers will tell you: The funniest story this magazine ever published appeared early in its history, in 1983, when a prolific writer named Don Katz persuaded the editors to let him celebrate the strangest sport anybody had ever heard of. His odd but true tale became an instant sensation.

For 90 million years the turtles have massed to lay their eggs. This time they gathered for their own mass murder…